Archive for December, 2010

Historic Moment in Chevron-Ecuador Case: Judge Closes Evidence Phase, Ponders Ruling

By Mike G.
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

This post originally appeared on Amazon Watch’s Chevron In Ecuador blog.

Agua Rico Pit

Change Chevron campaigner Ginger Cassady examines toxic waste in Aguarico 4, one of the 356 well sites formerly operated by Chevron (then Texaco). Photo by Maria Lya Ramos.

Friday, December 17th was a momentous day in the long struggle of the people of Ecuador’s Amazon rainforest region ravaged by oil giant Chevron, formerly Texaco.

On Friday — more than 17 years since Ecuadoreans filed a lawsuit demanding cleanup of Texaco’s oil contamination — the judge declared a close to the evidentiary phase of the trial, paving the way for a judgment in the historic case. Sucumbios Provincial Court Judge Nicolas Zambrano declared autos para sentencia — the end of the evidence phase of the trial and the beginning of his deliberations over the massive case record, some 215,000 pages of relevant documents.

The judge told Reuters on Friday: “The proof phase has been concluded. I have to read what there is in these proceedings and, based on this criteria, issue the corresponding decision.”

A Wall Street Journal article reported what many observers believe, that a ruling from the judge is “expected to be ready in the first quarter of next year.” Of course, many predictions have been made over the years, and others close to the case say that a judgment could come anytime between February and next fall. Regardless, it means a judgment is finally coming in the case, despite Chevron’s myriad, creative, and cynical attempts to delay a ruling indefinitely.

Karen Hinton, a spokeswoman for the Amazon Defense Coalition, which represents the Ecuadorian communities suing Chevron, released a simple statement:

“This decision should put an end to Chevron’s continued abusive litigation tactics intended to perpetually delay the resolution of claims that affect the lives of thousands of innocent people.”

Texaco barrel Photo by Caroline Bennett

Thousands of Texaco's oil barrels still litter Ecuador's Oriente region. Photo by Caroline Bennett

Pablo Fajardo, lead lawyer for some 30,000 Indigenous and campesino plaintiffs in Ecuador, told Pleiteando.com, “These 17 years of trial have shown sustained damage to those who have seen their water supplies, land and air polluted by Chevron-Texaco. Many of them have already died of cancer and those who survive live in inhumane conditions. At last I see a light at the end of this dark tunnel.”

Pablo spoke to Amazon Watch’s Mitch Anderson in Quito on Friday, just minutes after the judge gave his order. See the video below (sorry about the vertical alignment and black bars on the side — it was shot, inexpertly, on an iPhone):

So now, as Pablo explains, even with the evidentiary phase in the trial over, it’s important to continue to keep a spotlight on this case, as Chevron has deployed extraordinary resources to delay and disrupt the trial. With a new scorched earth legal strategy designed by its attack dog lawyers from corporate behemoth law firm Gibson Dunn, they have been successful at creating chaos and forcing the plaintiffs lawyers to defend themselves against all kinds of accusations. But with a judgment on the horizon, the plaintiffs have also brought on a major new ally in the form of their own corporate law behemoth, Washington DC-based firm Patton Boggs.

Responding to Chevron’s well-worn accusations about the case, James Tyrell at Patton Boggs told American lawyer magazine’s Michael Goldhaber, “I’m certainly not here to join in any fraudulent effort. We cannot be exposed to liability when we have been hired to do the opposite: to make sure that the final judgment is free of fraud. My mission is to see that a judgment on the merits, warranting international respect, is entered in Ecuador, and, if we win, to enforce it.

Enforce it? Yes, this is critical.

It’s important to remember that Chevron left Ecuador in 1992, and no longer has assets there. So, even if all goes well for the Ecuadorians, and a judge awards them billions from Chevron to remediate the company’s widespread pollution, and provide clean water and health care infrastructure to affected communities, the plaintiffs will have to take that judgment to the courts in places where Chevron does have assets and lay claim to them there.

That’s where big guns like Patton Boggs come in. Unfortunately, that also takes time, while people continue to suffer. Watching this saga unfold over the years, it’s hard to imagine Chevron shifting gears. I expect that the company will continue to try to shift the blame, attack the plaintiffs lawyers, try to evade a judgment through arbitration and other “end-runs” around the legal process, and whatever other tricks may still be up their sleeve.

For the sake of the communities living around the company’s former oil sites, I hope I’m wrong, and that Chevron’s honchos will decide it’s time for them to stop fighting this losing and dishonorable battle, and finally do the right thing.

This New Spoof Chevron Video Is Funny Because, Sadly, It’s All Too True

By Mike G.
Thursday, December 16th, 2010
Chevron is lame still

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The hits just keep on coming! This new spoof Chevron TV ad is absolutely hilarious.

It’s too bad our contest is over, because this new video, created by Trouble and Maker in association with Smart Bubble Society, would have been a strong contender.

Unfortunately, much of the humor falls in the “it’s funny because it’s true” category.

Chevron loves to tout its investments in renewable energies, but conveniently leaves out the fact that those investments are seriously small potatoes compared to the $26 BILLION the company plans to invest in its oil business next year. Nor does the company usually mention that the energy produced by its Project Brightfield solar plants is used to power its Kern River Heavy Oil Extraction Facility one — in other words, Chevron is using solar energy to power one of the most expensive, polluting, and energy-intensive types of oil extraction around.

Just as the fake Chevron PR hack says in the video, Chevron is leading the deepwater drilling charge in our post-BP oil spill world. It was recently announced that Chevron will spend $7.5 billion on one of the largest deepwater drilling projects in U.S. history. The Houston Chronicle described the project as “a massive floating city” of drilling rigs, all located about 280 miles southwest of New Orleans in the Gulf of Mexico. This is especially troubling because we’re talking about Chevron, a company that was recently responsible for three oil spills in the space of one week.


CHEVRON is lame
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All of which points out just why this new video — so aptly titled “Chevron is lame” — is such brilliant satire. It’s up on FunnyOrDie.com right now, and has a 100% funny rating so far. Why not click on over and help keep it that way?

Don’t Take Our Word For It: Chevron’s “We Agree” Campaign One of 2010’s Worst

By Mike G.
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010
Spoofed Chevron posters on a fence in San Francisco

Spoofed Chevron posters on a fence in San Francisco

Rather than take responsibility for its toxic mess in the Ecuadorean Amazon, Chevron launched a fancy new $90 million ad campaign to convince us all that the company really cares about the environment. And it might have worked, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling activists.

As you have probably seen, Chevron’s ad campaign completely backfired thanks to all of the activists and artists out there who decided enough was enough with the corporate greenwash.

And now it’s official: Chevron’s ridiculous new “We Agree” ad campaign has just been named one of the top 10 “Biggest Branding and Marketing Fiascoes” of 2010!

That places them in the gloriously ill-conceived company of Christine “I am not a witch” O’Donnell and her run for Senate; the whole Jay Leno/NBC debacle; and the Apple employee who left his iPhone 4 prototype in a bar. Not an illustrious cadre of PR champs, if you know what I mean.

AdAge magazine gives out this dubious distinction, and had this to say about Chevron’s ad campaign:

CHEVRON HIJACKED BY THE YES MEN

When Ad Age received a call from a Chevron spokesman miffed about our coverage of its new campaign, we were puzzled — we hadn’t covered the campaign. After some digging, it turned out that activist group The Yes Men, along with Rainforest Action Network and Amazon Watch, had hijacked Chevron’s brand, its ads and its PR push. Not only did the group send out convincing fake press releases, it set up very convincing fake Chevron sites and even a fake Ad Age site with fake coverage. Much to the consternation of Chevron, a number of real news outlets fell for the ruse.

Thanks for being such good sports about that fake AdAge.com article, guys.

And thanks for recognizing a truly colossal PR blunder when you see it.

This is exactly the type of recognition Chevron’s shameful business practices deserve. When it comes to corporate shame, Chevron absolutely deserves top honors. Luckily, you can vote right now to send Chevron to the Corporate Hall of Shame!

If you want to do even more, we’re looking for folks to help us take our Chevron-spoofing to new heights by putting up spoof Chevron posters in your town, sign up for our street teams now.

Oil Spills Are Just Business As Usual for Chevron

By Mike G.
Friday, December 10th, 2010
Chevron's Toxic Legacy in Ecuador's Amazon

Crude oil contaminates an open toxic pool in the Ecuadorean Amazon rainforest. It was abandoned by Texaco (now Chevron) after oil drilling operations ended in 1990 and was never remediated.

Oil is a dirty business. There’s just no way around it. Drilling for oil, transporting it across the globe, refining it into fuel – every step of the process is as dirty and destructive as can be. And that’s even when things go right.

Of course, as we’ve all witnessed far too often, things don’t always go right, and oil spills are as inevitable as the rest of the pollution caused by the oil business.

In just the past week, for instance, a Chevron pipeline spilled about 500 barrels in Salt Lake City, Utah; Chevron’s Richmond, CA refinery spilled 1,300 barrels; and it was revealed that Chevron’s North Burnaby refinery in British Columbia, Canada is still leaking oil into the Burrard Inlet seven months after it was first discovered.

(It’s not just oil, either. Chevron’s Pascagoula, Mississippi refinery reported a release of Benzene, a known carcinogen, earlier this week.)

What has also become abundantly obvious is that Chevron just seems to regard oil spills as a normal course of doing business. The company’s chief concern when a spill occurs is to minimize the impact to its bottom line, not to people or the environment — just as we’ve seen in Ecuador, where the company refuses to take responsibility for its 18 billion gallons of toxic oil waste in the Ecuadorean Amazon.

There are many more cases to illustrate this point. The pipeline spill in Salt Lake City was the second in the past six months, for example. The first spill occurred back in June and resulted in some 33,000 gallons of crude oil being dumped into Red Butte Creek. Thankfully, this second spill has prompted federal regulators to finally step in and do what Chevron should have done back in June: shut down the 60-year-old pipeline, which travels through sensitive watersheds, until a thorough investigation has been done and the integrity of the pipeline is assured.

When Chevron does pretend to take environmental safety seriously, you can feel the insincerity radiating from every official statement. A recent forecast by Chevron showed that a spill off the coast of the Shetland Islands, where it is operating a deepwater well, could reach the coasts of England, Norway, and Greenland within two weeks of the spill. That’s as far ahead as the company could project the impacts of a spill, however, because the computer spill modeling software the company uses constantly crashes when set to make projections further out. But hey, what can they do? According to Chevron, this is the same software the whole industry uses. Feel safer?

This is why the trial to hold Chevron accountable for its oil pollution in Ecuador is not just about Ecuador. It’s not even just about Chevron. For far too long, Big Oil, Big Coal, and other extractive industries have been poisoning our planet and making a killing in the process. Ecuador needs to be the line in the sand. Companies like Chevron cannot continue to poison our planet with impunity — they must be held accountable for every bit of environmental destruction, every human rights violation, every impacted community.

And the winners are…

By Mike G.
Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

The votes have been counted and the winners of our Punk Chevron contest have been announced.

Congratulations to Jamie Way, of Denver, CO for creating this 1st place design:

Chevron spoof poster: Destroying communities shouldn't be profitable, but it is!

Jamie will be receiving a framed copy of the poster signed by the Yes Men.

Along with the winning design, the second and third place designs will be mass-produced and sent out to our street team members, who will be putting these posters up everywhere and anywhere they can.

2nd place:

Chevron spoof poster: Oil companies should end the wars they helped start

3rd place (and one of my personal favorites):

Chevron spoof poster: If we got a nickel for everything we killed

Sign up for our street teams now if you want to help spread these posters far and wide!

And of course there’s our winning video, made by Joseph Thayer, which will be featured on the home page of FunnyOrDie.com!

Congratulations to all of our winners!

Plus, just wanted to give an honorable mention shout out to Farrell McLaughlin for his Chevron website-spoofing entry.

All of the entries were absolutely amazing. Thanks to everyone who devoted their creative energies to spoofing Chevron’s campaign, or their time to vote and spread the word! We couldn’t have done it without you all.